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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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A complimentary 'unrestricted' FL Driver's License as well as a blue ribbon for running ability were immediately mailed out to his address given at the homeless encampment. Send him to CA.
Posted by: man tom | November 13, 2020 at 11:36 AM
He could be a New York fashion designer.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 13, 2020 at 11:43 AM
So many questions.
Posted by: cfjk | November 13, 2020 at 12:13 PM
That poor disadvantaged man has never seen Silence of the Lambs. All it takes is the clip off a ballpoint pen to fashion a handcuff key.
On second thought,maybe it's best he didn't see that movie.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 13, 2020 at 01:04 PM
Maybe he should gift some bolt cutters or handcuff keys to good friends and family this Christmas.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 13, 2020 at 02:18 PM
Some folks call that foreplay.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | November 16, 2020 at 03:02 PM