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November 24, 2020


6 Bizarre Turkey Attacks

(Thanks to Matt Filar)


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Given the amount of turkeys consumed during the holidays I think it's safe to say they're losing the war.

Specifically, which turkey attacks are not considered bizarre?

I was told as a kid to avoid the wild turkeys we occasionally saw in the woods. Also the liquor of the same name.

A truly bizarre attack would be one where the turkey flew, according to Mr.Carlson.


And there's even a photo of a real turkey drop that occurred before the show was even on the air.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six bizarre turkey attacks...

Les Nessman (dazed): "I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were... organized!"

Arthur Carlson (coming out of his office): "As God is my witness..."
"I thought turkeys could fly!"

Did anyone else hear the Jets and the Sharks song from West Side Story?

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