IN EACH CASE, THERE WERE NEARBY SQUIRRELS
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Given the amount of turkeys consumed during the holidays I think it's safe to say they're losing the war.
Posted by: cfjk | November 24, 2020 at 09:31 AM
Specifically, which turkey attacks are not considered bizarre?
Posted by: cfjk | November 24, 2020 at 09:50 AM
I was told as a kid to avoid the wild turkeys we occasionally saw in the woods. Also the liquor of the same name.
Posted by: Herkimer | November 24, 2020 at 11:38 AM
A truly bizarre attack would be one where the turkey flew, according to Mr.Carlson.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 24, 2020 at 11:59 AM
https://www.cbr.com/tv-legends-was-wkrps-famous-turkey-drop-based-in-reality/
And there's even a photo of a real turkey drop that occurred before the show was even on the air.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 24, 2020 at 12:13 PM
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six bizarre turkey attacks...
♫
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 24, 2020 at 12:32 PM
Les Nessman (dazed): "I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were... organized!"
Arthur Carlson (coming out of his office): "As God is my witness..."
(pause)
"I thought turkeys could fly!"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 24, 2020 at 04:18 PM
Did anyone else hear the Jets and the Sharks song from West Side Story?
Posted by: BaskervilleBee | November 24, 2020 at 07:13 PM