GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME
Extremely Venomous Snake Caught Trying to Mate with Garden Hose
(Thanks to Ralph)
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November 14, 2020
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Q)What do you call a hooker who can suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose? A) Sweetheart
Posted by: cfjk | November 14, 2020 at 12:16 PM
Great, just great. If the mating was successful, we would be faced with highly venomous snakes that look like a garden hose.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 14, 2020 at 12:49 PM
He was looking for love in all the wrong places.
After the snake was removed the next logical step would be to burn the garden hose.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 14, 2020 at 01:57 PM
Extremely Venomous Snake was a bad Whitesnake cover band.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 14, 2020 at 02:06 PM
A few beers and even an extremely venomous snake lightens up.
Posted by: Clankie | November 14, 2020 at 02:20 PM
Clankie---Yes, but after those beers, you wouldn't want sneaky snake to go dancing and prancing, giggling and hissing.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 14, 2020 at 06:17 PM
Isn’t this the serpent analogue of sex with a rubber blow-up doll?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | November 14, 2020 at 07:48 PM