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November 30, 2020


65-year-old Chinese martial artist loves to get hit in the crotch with a log

Note that this blog is not making fun of anybody's name.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Wait. "Wang's practice tool"?

I'm going to need a judge's ruling here.

If I were to make the joke I thought of, I'm sure I'd be banned from the entire Internet for eternity. So I guess I'd better not.

I think Mr Wang is the author of "The trouble with Women", iykwim.

Hard pass...

Iron Crotch Masters opened for Motley Crue

All the members of the log cabin club are wincing.

"Robert, sweetheart, now that we are considering getting married, I have to tell you something you need to know. My name hasn't always been Charlene. It was Charles until I made a youthful mistake and joined this Chinese Crotch Masters Club.

"Uh, Robert...uh, that's not going to be a problem...Oh my, I've seen that look before...."

And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch.

-The Police, Synchronicity II

Video needed audio of Captain and Tennille song:

🎶Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough with a log like you🎶

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