CSI: GOOSE CREEK

A South Carolina man’s limited wardrobe landed him in jail this week, after police say he came to court dressed in the same outfit seen in surveillance photos from a theft scene, according to the Goose Creek Police Department.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

Comments

[Math-Yoda]

Speaking as a SC resident, I must admit that we grow some prize-winning idiots in this state.

[cfjk]

It's not his fault because he couldn't find a key for the cuffs.

[Le Petomane]

Perp writes note to self: In the future remember to shower and change clothes every 5 days.

[nursecindy]

If this had been a North Carolina perp he would have at least had the sense to turn the shirt inside out.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Or wear it backwards.

I can just hear nursecindy now: SOUTH Carolina.

[man tom]

A few years earlier, 7th grade math teacher explaining to South Carolina man with limited wardrobe why He failed the math test:

"10 + 3 does not equal 11."

"I might add 6 - 4 is not 8."

[wanderer2575]

Was it a "It's only a crime if you're caught" t-shirt?

[Le Petomane]

Judge to perp:

"Well, sonny boy, you've done gone and cooked your own goose in Goose Creek."

[Qaz]

Fashion Police is still active?