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November 27, 2020

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man allegedly caught on building site pretended to be statue when police officers arrived, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "This usually works.")

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He should have covered himself with invisible ink.

I think we should start a new category "Australia Man".

Requires a link to the classic video:

How not to be seen.

https://youtu.be/tqnWpphtvsg

It will work better when they make a ghillie suit that looks like a pile of lumber.

"1-2-3 Red Light!"

Technically this should have worked.

Gave himself away when a police officer sneezed and he said "gesundheit." Police were already suspicious because he had no pigeon poop on him.

What statue was he pretending to be? Michaelangelo's David, the Statue of Liberty, Nelson, Ronald McDonald? Facts matter!

One might say he was the statue of limitations.

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