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November 18, 2020

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

But you need to move fast.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

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It could be worse. Much worse.

Has she checked to see if boyfriend #1 wants it?

And this is a dealbreaker for current boyfriend #2? I don't like this thing either, but if it's what's going to stand in the way of a relationship now then she might want to start looking for boyfriend #3.

Also: Does it come with a matched set of chairs that look like Doris and Fred Ziffel? Asking for a friend.

Is it scented to smell like bacon?

What a unique way to let an acquaintance know just how much of a ham they really are by gifting them with this.

It'll be a hit with barbecue joints.

I think this sofa was featured in this month's Better Homes & Gardens. I could be wrong.

If this was a Stephen King sofa, the legs of the pig would wrap around the visitor. After some shaking and grinding sounds, the sofa would look the same as it appeared when the now missing visitor first came into the room.

I know people who would buy one of those sofas. It would be a gift to remember---for a short while.

The right people will never buy that.

Fortunately its unique.

A couch that seats one person? I think there's another word for that.

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