CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF ANARCHY
Giant snow penis spotted in Toronto's Riverdale Park
The spots could be an indication of disease.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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November 25, 2020
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Is there any significance to it’s being circumcised?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | November 25, 2020 at 10:33 AM
Snow balls are always a harbinger of the upcoming holiday season.
Posted by: pharmaross | November 25, 2020 at 10:53 AM
Nice to see someone keeping up with the manscaping during the holidays
Posted by: cfjk | November 25, 2020 at 11:14 AM
The number of dickheads are expanding, they're everywhere! They're everywhere! But we have to admit they have balls.
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Posted by: louis | November 25, 2020 at 12:23 PM
Apparently I'm the only one who saw Giant Snow Penis open for Frijid Pink.
Posted by: Bo Doakie | November 25, 2020 at 12:42 PM
When they find out who put the spots on it, I hope they throw the book at him.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2020 at 01:07 PM
One of Snow Penis' nuts are ruptured.
Posted by: Buzz D. | November 25, 2020 at 02:04 PM
Back in '76 a car full of high school kids poured gasoline on the front lawn of our cross-town football rival, spelling "FHS" - our school initials. We thought we were pretty cool. Then it snowed the next day, and the day after that, we found a 8' tall snow penis, very skillfully rendered, right at the school's front door.
Good times.
Oh, and we lost the game, 50 - 0.
Posted by: vaporsmith | November 25, 2020 at 02:20 PM
You may not want to make a snowball from the snow right in front of it.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 25, 2020 at 02:58 PM
https://youtu.be/RETgWcV_lPs
Posted by: pharmaross | November 25, 2020 at 06:36 PM
"Mr. President? We have a problem..."
"What's wrong?"
"Someone made a 'snow penis' in the front lawn."
"Why is that a problem?"
"We've analyzed all the evidence sir. It's Melania's handwriting."
Posted by: PirateBoy, a-political... | November 25, 2020 at 11:38 PM