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November 25, 2020


Giant snow penis spotted in Toronto's Riverdale Park

The spots could be an indication of disease.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Is there any significance to it’s being circumcised?

Snow balls are always a harbinger of the upcoming holiday season.

Nice to see someone keeping up with the manscaping during the holidays

The number of dickheads are expanding, they're everywhere! They're everywhere! But we have to admit they have balls.

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Apparently I'm the only one who saw Giant Snow Penis open for Frijid Pink.

When they find out who put the spots on it, I hope they throw the book at him.

One of Snow Penis' nuts are ruptured.

Back in '76 a car full of high school kids poured gasoline on the front lawn of our cross-town football rival, spelling "FHS" - our school initials. We thought we were pretty cool. Then it snowed the next day, and the day after that, we found a 8' tall snow penis, very skillfully rendered, right at the school's front door.

Good times.

Oh, and we lost the game, 50 - 0.

You may not want to make a snowball from the snow right in front of it.


"Mr. President? We have a problem..."

"What's wrong?"

"Someone made a 'snow penis' in the front lawn."

"Why is that a problem?"

"We've analyzed all the evidence sir. It's Melania's handwriting."

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