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November 20, 2020

BUT THE LARGEST JETS

A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies.

(Thanks to pharmaross, John Lobert and Rick Stevenson, who says "You know who you are.")

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Did they mean online bizarre?

I think the study was faked by employers to get men to work for less money.

Obviously, they're using the ratio of dollars per inch.

Are any of you a single male starving artist? I'm asking for a friend.

So here's another data point an IRS examiner can use to detect if you're understating your income. You'll want to avoid swimming before that audit, because shrinkage.

A friend claims that he really wishes this study was accurate and true. He really, really wishes this was true.....

So what should I do? Give HR a copy of the article then I will automatically receive a substantial pay raise?

How to pick up girls: "Hey baby, I'm on a fixed income. Wanna meet my sole dependant?"

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