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That couldn't have done much for their on-time rating.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 16, 2020 at 10:47 AM
Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for a HARD landing. This safety directive comes from the cockpit.
Posted by: pharmaross | November 16, 2020 at 11:15 AM
It's my understanding that head is a legal move in soccer.
Posted by: cfjk | November 16, 2020 at 01:15 PM
Of course, you can't use your hands, as that's not allowed.
Posted by: cfjk | November 16, 2020 at 01:18 PM
Manager of Pobeda Airlines addressing the crew:
"OK, all of you dickheads are grounded a week for that stunt. However, that was a great show of piloting skills so the first round of vodka is on me."
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 16, 2020 at 07:07 PM