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Scientists Find "Hell Planet" With Lava Oceans, Supersonic Winds, And Rain Made Of Rocks
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
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November 11, 2020
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Elon Musk is making his vacation plans.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 11, 2020 at 12:33 PM
I heard real estate is a good investment. What are they asking per acre?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | November 11, 2020 at 01:04 PM
Not even rain made of rocks could keep a crowd estimated to include the entire population of California hoping to make a new start by leaving the *Hell State* with the exception of Gov. Gavin Newsome. Newsome reported when the first available non-gasoline propelled rocket is available it will be headed to the Hell Planet where much more pleasant conditions prevail despite the presence of Bobby De Niro. One guy in line was really not afraid of Bobby at all like the rest, but refused to comment out of fear He would push De Niro to the brink causing Bobby to wear a dress and punch himself.
Posted by: man tom | November 11, 2020 at 01:16 PM
That sounds almost as bad as California.
Posted by: Clankie | November 11, 2020 at 02:27 PM
Sounds like the Halloween version of Charlie and the chocolate factory/
Posted by: cfjk | November 11, 2020 at 04:18 PM
Sounds like a mini-me sun.
Posted by: Jim | November 11, 2020 at 04:23 PM
We need to amend the Constitution so that losing candidates have to move there within 15 days of the inauguration.
Posted by: pm | November 11, 2020 at 06:58 PM
Aliens from the Hell Planet vacation on Earth's slightly milder version. They call it California.
They do claim there's nothing like home, however.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 11, 2020 at 08:01 PM