A FLORIDA TANK-DRIVER'S LICENSE...
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November 27, 2020
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Probably his first time driving a tank. This is why you always ask which pedal is the brake BEFORE you step on the gas.
Posted by: cfjk | November 27, 2020 at 10:53 AM
From another angle.
It looks like the accelerator got stuck.
Posted by: Ralph | November 27, 2020 at 11:13 AM
https://youtu.be/PRweh7b3ouo
Posted by: pharmaross | November 27, 2020 at 11:13 AM
Here in Flathead County things like this are too common to make news. Now, if you had been here back in '04, when the house movers got the three-story old Bundy Towers mansion on the highway and forgot about the height of power lines, the railroad trestle with a train on it, the double wide mobile home coming from the opposite direction and the funeral procession, well, that made news.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 27, 2020 at 11:55 AM
One might say he was the statue of limitations.
Posted by: cfjk | November 28, 2020 at 08:36 AM