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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A PENNILESS fisherman has stumbled on possibly the world's biggest blob of rare whale vomit - worth an astonishing £2.4million.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Wizard coming back from coven meeting crash lands on rooftop

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WELL THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL

Twitter user Just Jon Nah fired up his 3D printer and gave his pet chicken these beautiful T-Rex arms.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AGAINST ALL ODDS, CANADA MANAGES TO DESCEND EVEN FURTHER INTO ANARCHY

Watch this raccoon ‘go shopping’ at Best Buy in Toronto

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Perhaps This Will Help: Canadian Army promotes polar bear to honorary master corporal

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

GOOD FOR SENIORS TO KEEP ACTIVE

65-year-old Chinese martial artist loves to get hit in the crotch with a log

Note that this blog is not making fun of anybody's name.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)