Dave Barry's Blog

NOW *THIS* IS LEADERSHIP

Mayor of Novosibirsk defends decision to shape city’s main ice rink like a penis for 2nd consecutive year

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

Kid Shoves Metal Coin Into His Nose, Forgets About It For 53 Years

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

UFO SIGHTING OF ‘ALIEN SPACESHIP’ ABOARD ISS TURNED OUT TO BE RUSSIAN URINE

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

TAKE A SEAT, RODENTS OF NYC

This Rat Covers Itself With Poison That Can Take Out an Elephant

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Earth is 2,000 light years closer to supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy than we thought

(Thanks to vee)

IT KILLED IN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION

Danish Mayfly named 2021 insect of the year

(Thanks to EricY and The Perts)

'I HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT TIRE BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE GAVE THAT TURKEY TO SOMEBODY WHO REALLY NEEDED IT'

A man told FOX6 News a tire was stolen from his vehicle -- and replaced with a turkey.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

'I'M A NERD. I CAN'T HELP IT.'

B.C.'s 'nerd' premier gives Vulcan salute during swearing-in ceremony

(Thanks to Ralph)