Dave Barry's Blog

GREAT FOR BARBECUE

Chinese residents are terrified to discover their tap water can be set on fire after 'natural gas was leaked into groundwater'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF ANARCHY

Giant snow penis spotted in Toronto's Riverdale Park

The spots could be an indication of disease.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AW

Good Samaritan tries to rescue 'injured baby owl'… before she realises it's actually a MUSHROOM

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT IT SHOULD BE A FESTIVE HOLIDAY

Millions of 'starving giant rats' could invade British homes this Christmas

(Thanks to Ralph)

'OK THAT'S A BEAR... THAT'S A COW... THAT'S ANOTHER COW....'

Face recognition isn't just for humans — it's learning to identify bears and cows, too

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUYS IN ACTION

Florida man tosses Thanksgiving turkey into pool to defrost

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Florida man loses pants, boxers in wild Wawa fight

The winner will take on the guy who lost his pants fighting over a spot in the In-N-Out Burger line in Colorado.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DUH

Are we in for a turkey uprising?

(Thanks to Ann)

THEY'RE A KILLER OPENING ACT

Dog-Sized Lizards Are Spreading Across Southern United States

(Thanks to John W. and Le Petomane)

THE NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER

Is someone working at the Northern Territory (NT) government responsible for editing the Wikipedia page for Hungry Jack’s to add “Pee pee poo poo yee haw im very cock a doodle do”? Maybe, but not likely.

This has been The News From Down Under.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

VISITING MIAMI?

Stay on land.

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)