Dave Barry's Blog

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

It's a helluva town.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(YOUR WASHINGTON JOKE HERE)

The secret social lives of giant poisonous rats

(Thanks to Dave Emery and Ralph)

IT IS MORE THAN WELCOME ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Toronto Police Pull Over Car With 30-Year Expired Plates

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA HERO

A retired man leapt into a pond and wrestled his puppy from the jaws of an alligator, and the dramatic incident was captured on camera

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Kevin Smith, Peter Metrinko and Stan Ruth)

AND IN SPORTS

SNOOKER STAR RONNIE O'SULLIVAN RIPS HUGE FART AND BLAMES REF

(Thanks to pharmaross)

KARMA

Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten bitten by a flea after rescuing squirrels

This happens far too often.

(Thanks to Charles Cates, Alkali Bill and AmoebaStampede)