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November 20, 2020

A GIANT LEAP FOR DEADKIND

NASA sending human remains to the moon in summer 2021

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

IF THIS DRIVER EVER GETS TO MIAMI...

...he will definitely find work as a parking valet.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and John Lobert)

GUYS IN ACTION

...a group of Caterpillar customers, expert machinery operators, and gamers use radio controlled skid-steer loaders to ‘play’ a giant game of Pac-Man in a trench maze.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ONLY 13 HOURS FROM MIAMI

14-year-old driver hits 125 mph while trying to evade state trooper on I-680 in Omaha

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS

The Ouroboros Steak, named after the ancient Egyptian snake that eats itself, can be grown from cells scraped from the inside of your cheek and fed serum from old donated blood.

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says "I'm sticking with cow," and Le Petomane, who says "I never knew I tasted like chicken.")

IF YOUR NAME IS ANU, AND YOU WANT TO OPEN A RESTAURANT...

...be careful what you call it.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Cuomo window sticker allows N.Y. governor to keep an eye on family gatherings

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Australian Uses Wheelie Bin to Steal Almost $10k Worth of Cowboy Hats

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE

Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT THE LARGEST JETS

A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies.

(Thanks to pharmaross, John Lobert and Rick Stevenson, who says "You know who you are.")

'PLAN A SUPER SPREAD'

Grocery Chain Apologizes After Releasing ‘Super Spread' Ad for Thanksgiving

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

 
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