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November 16, 2020

LE OOPS

French broadcaster apologises after wrongly killing off Queen and Pelé

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

UNCLEAR WHERE THE JOCKEY WILL SIT

Belgian racing pigeon fetches record price of $1.9 million

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ACTUALLY NOT THAT BIG, FOR NYC

Man dressed as giant rat takes subway mask requirement to new heights

(Thanks to John Lobert and Matt Filar)

BETTER THAN HITTING IT AT 30,000 FEET

Jetliner hits bear on runway in Southeast Alaska

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Wallabies from Australia have gained a foothold in the U.K. and may be there for good

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT

Person Shot In Buttocks In Orange County

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Police are looking for a crack in this case.")

AND IN SPORTS

Russian pilots carry out penis-shaped flight pattern in show of support for soccer captain axed from national team for sex act video

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOMEBODY IS *SO* GROUNDED

A 14-year-old Brooklyn boy who skipped town with his 11-year-old girlfriend was found speeding in his dad’s car in an Iowa town on Sunday, police and sources said.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "they were released after producing valid Florida etc.")

A STUDY THAT WILL BE CITED TO PARENTS BY BASEMENT-DWELLERS EVERYWHERE

Video gaming can benefit mental health, find Oxford academics

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...

...for Peat Slippage.

(Thanks to Roberto)

SEND THESE COWS TO WASHINGTON

Whatcom County council member’s cows interrupt online budget talks; moos heard

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

 
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