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November 02, 2020

(YOUR 'FLUKE' JOKE HERE)

Whale sculpture stops Dutch train crashing into water

(Thanks to Anil Haji, pharmaross and Bill Hudgins)

THE DRIVER WAS SUSPECTED OF TTMTKRILTTPUI (TRYING TO MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN TWELVE PARSECS UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

Costumed Nevada trooper makes arrest

(Thanks to Dave N. who says "The Force is on the force.")

ON THE PLUS SIDE, THEY'RE EXCELLENT DRIVERS

Iguanas may be growing more tolerant to the cold, and that's bad news for Florida

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WHO KNEW THEY MADE PILLS THAT SMALL?

Water fleas on 'happy pills' have more offspring

(Thanks to Ralph)

TALK ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ANGUISH

Wilkes-Barre woman’s lawsuit alleges M&Ms tasted like feces

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HE COULD SELL IT TO WASHINGTON

A Doctor was Duped Into Buying a Wish-Granting ‘Aladdin’s Magic Lamp’ for Over a Quarter of a Million Dollars

(Thanks to Roberto, pharmaross, Le Petomane and Not My Usual Alias)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Ogre-Faced Spiders Can Hear With Their Legs, Study Finds

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY FUNERAL

Funeral home van carrying body catches fire on I-4

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLATHEAD COUNTY GUY HAS PRIORITIES

4:25 p.m. A man was upset that his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was throwing full beer bottles at him and not one of the five empty ones nearby.

(Thanks to Roberto)

IT'S STARTING

Power outage caused by squirrel temporarily disrupts election office

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

 
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