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October 03, 2020

WE FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW GASTROPOD OVERLORDS

Horntail snails join pythons and lionfish as a Florida pest

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Issue them a Florida driver's license. They'll easily blend in with the invasive geriatric class of drivers moving at a snail's pace on our roads with their turn signals perpetually on.

Since these snails probably originally came from Australia, they will be venomous and you can't make escargot out of them. Hopefully, the next non-native invasive creature to migrate to Florida (likely next week) will at least be edible or useful.

And the snowbirds are returning as well. Is there no mercy ?

I'm looking forward to the Horndog Snails.

For some reason, Typepoop won't let me post the link to the official Florida notice (pdf). I blame the snails.

This could be nasty. Get your flamethrowers ready.

Nothing a little salt can't fix.

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