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October 16, 2020

WE ASSUME THEY WERE *HIS* BUTTOCKS

Brazilian senator caught hiding money 'between buttocks'

(Thanks to Mad Hatter, Allen at Division, Le Petomane, Michael Parry and pharmaross)

Related: Man 'walking awkwardly through airport' had 7 gold bars hidden in his bottom

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Michael Parry)

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So they were in possession of dirty money. To be laundered, of course.

Why not ? It earns more interest there than in a bank.

Both of these dudes are going to be the butt of many bad jokes.

Worst Bond villain of all time: "Golduranus"

Not an expert here, but I would think seven gold bars in your bottom would make any walking "awkward" at the least.

So our choices here are: do you prefer fisting for gold or the smell of old money?

Maybe these are ancient hemorrhoid remedies?

https://youtu.be/nxtIRArhVD4

Obviously a bum rap.

"Gold Sphincter"

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