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October 24, 2020


Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Alert Authorities About Alien Invasion

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Notice how, increasingly, "Florida man" is becoming "Florida Man", as if it's a title or something.

Is this the same guy that ate the lady's $5?

Note to Florida Man:

I have an informed source that tells me any Alien Race that can travel thousands of light years to get to earth, would laugh at any human defeating an alien fleet with a simple laptop computer. They do, however like Independence Day as a good comedy flick.

These incidents occur nearly every time somebody has their first moonlit flying squirrel encounter.

I thought he was selling California wine now.

Le Petomane: Humans can defeat an alien fleet with a simple laptop computer as long as the aliens are running Windows.

Ralph--That is why we have the saying, "Using an Apple every day keeps the aliens at bay."

Riding my horse through the village “The Aliens are coming!, the Aliens are coming!”

"There are about 51 galaxies in the Local Group (see list of nearest galaxies for a complete list), on the order of 100,000 in our Local Supercluster, and an estimated one to two trillion in all of the observable universe."

AND each galaxy has 100,000,000 to 2,000,000,000 stars in it. Be afraid....be very afraid.....

@LeDud - hopefully not all Aliens will arrive at the same time, because it will get very crowded.

One if by land, two if by Uranus...(rimshot)

Plan 9 continues.

I'm not saying it was Florida man; but it was Florida man.

All the aliens want is to serve man.

Flocks of geese on a moonlit night flying by Mars & Venus.

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