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October 22, 2020

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

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Not gonna go political, nope, not gonna do it.

My burning question is whether dinosaurs went around sniffing each other’s butts like dogs still do today.

I can see this opening new venues for me in my plastic surgery practice.

. . ."looks like a crocodiles." Who will be first to volunteer to lift a crocodile's tail to see if that's true?

I believe it a Gary Larson cartoon where a caveman had spike tailed dinosaur drawn on a cave wall . He pointed out the spikes to onlookers: "We call the spiked tail the 'Thagomizer' after the late Thag Simmons."

I believe Thag may have been one of the few humans to get a close look at a dinosaur's butthole.

This fossil should be on display. Can you imagine the number of kids who will want to go see the dinosaur's butt? There's a great revenue opportunity here.

What's needed now is fully functioning animatronic dinosaur's butt. Somebody call Disney.

LePet
The really funny thing is that paleontologists, havign a sense of humor, decided to name that thing the Thagomizer.

Archaeologists have been looking into this for years

A trail of emails leads to the butthole of dinosaur tyrantosaurus Joe and the graft Hunter accomplice.

Maybe we never see a dino anus because the people who made the Cats movie keep erasing them.


I like dinosaur buttholes and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a dino walks in with an itty bitty....

Nevermind....

Dinosaur's Butthole opened for Twisted Sister.

https://youtu.be/UZ5fAa_VOu8

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