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October 17, 2020

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME POUNDING THE SKINS

Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums' in his truck

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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James Cousins:

Age: 72

Disposition: Registered Sex Offender.

Musical Instruments: Air Drums.

Current Location: The parking lot outside Patrick Taylor Hall.

Medical Conditions/allergies: Has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.

Interests/Hobbies: Fondling himself in his truck watching women mainly because it's "the only thing he has left." Hockey memorabilia.

https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU

Never was a big fan of the drum-solo.

Probably was an alumni of LSU. Got his masters in baiting.

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