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October 27, 2020

IF YOU THOUGHT 'SHARKNADO' HAD THE WORST HORROR-MOVIE PREMISE EVER

...you were wrong.

Somewhat NSFW.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Hard pass.")

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When she called the plumber to snake her drain, she had no idea how it all was going to work out.

Given the description in the article, even the worst "Sharknado" looks like Oscar material compared to this.

Just keep that chainsaw close by. At all times.

"Worse" premise ever? Nice knowin' ya, Judi.

"...taste-tester for a potential feature film..."

Would that potential feature film be "Snaked**ks on a Plane"?

Ed Woods would have been embarrassed to have even watched this turkey. But it did replace Plan 9 From Outer Space as the worst movie ever filmed. And it's even worse than The Blair Witch Project--or Nazi's on the Far Side of the Moon or well-- this list could go on and on, but Snake Dick is truly awful.

Le Petomane, none of those movies can hold a candle to Birdemic: Shock and Terror. To be fair, I don't know what good holding a candle would do anyway, unless you got close enough to actually set it on fire.

PG-13 Wodehouse--You did indeed come up with maybe the worst horror stinker ever. Now I fear there could be some even worse lurking in the darkness. We should all be afraid, very, very afraid.

“ one of those ideas that seems exciting at first but then people soon talk you out of it, like you’re crazy.”

Those people weren’t wrong.

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