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October 26, 2020


If you say "cancelled clown" three times in front of the mirror in certain Burger King restrooms in Scandinavia, the lights will dim and a vision of Ronald McDonald will appear.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)


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What happens if you say "mischief managed"?

When the lights dim, the Hamburgler cops a feel and steals your watch and your wallet.

Play your White Album backwards and Ronald appears in your recurring dream of a free nude beach vacation with Suzanne Sommers in Phuket.

That's nothing. In some select areas here in the USA you can go to a restroom in Wendy's and say "Cancel the Clown" three times in the mirror and Pennywise will come to your home some midnight and get acquainted.

Next Tuesday, go to your local polling place and Cancel The Clown.

Dude, what kind of mushrooms were on that burger?

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