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October 17, 2020

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE CABLE TV NEWS

Earth's first mammals took it easy and lived far longer than their modern counterparts

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I am picturing large groups of peaceful protestors gathering at the Smithsonian and toppling the T Rex for it's suppression of the Pornosarus and other non-meat-eating 'snowflake' dinosaurs. The T Rex's insistence on flying it's rebel flag in front of it's cave is cause enough to bring it down. CNN reports that. in addition, the T Rex is a member of a carnivore supremacist group and has begun a 'Topple the T Rex' ad campaign now showing fourteen times per hour on their Airport Network all across the country.

I am picturing large groups of peaceful protestors gathering at the Smithsonian and toppling the T Rex for it's suppression of the Pornosarus and other non-meat-eating 'snowflake' dinosaurs. The T Rex's insistence on flying it's rebel flag in front of it's cave is cause enough to bring it down. CNN reports that. in addition, the T Rex is a member of a carnivore supremacist group and has begun a 'Topple the T Rex' ad campaign now showing fourteen times per hour on their Airport Network all across the country.

Let me repeat myself.

The reason they called it T Rex is 'cause it rex everything is sight.

They didn't have politics, either. However, they probably did have poly tics.

It wasn't that far back in history when mammals took it easy and enjoyed life. I definitely remember when Carnation evaporated milk came from contented cows.

I'm going to assume that most of these mammals lived before the invention of the BBQ.

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