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October 28, 2020

'911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?'

At 9:38 a.m., a caller at Dugualla Road reported that a man intentionally defecated in the toilet “to the point that it is clogged.” The caller reported that she hasn’t defecated in five days because it is clogged and that she is constipated and bloated.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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This is a job for Snake-Dick the Plumber! Fire-up the Snake-Dick light beacon!

Can you unintentionally defecate in a toilet?

This is a job for Snake-Dick, the Plumber! Fire-up the Snake-Dick beacon!

Sigh...

Cousin Eddy!!!!

Talk about your unguided "non-explosive projectile".

Now playing: "You dropped a bomb on me". I've heard it is #2 in the charts.


It'll work out in the end.

https://youtu.be/74Qgv6h4KQA

https://youtu.be/OfxC70C_Zws

Car #2 where are you.

Car #2, we've got a bit of a back-up on Rte 2.

They need to have the lady who fooled with the helicopter be the one to test it.

Let me get this straight, they had nothing to go on ?

Well, at least Philadelphia missed that one.

Help! I'm full of .....

At times like these we wish we were bears, iykwim.

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