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October 29, 2020

WE'LL WAIT FOR IT TO GO ON SALE

NASA Spots Asteroid Worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Just imagine the property taxes"

IS IT A COMPETITION?

Who Falls Asleep Faster After Sex, Men or Women?

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "With my ex, I fell asleep DURING sex.")

DUDE

Chinese police have arrested a man after he scattered a “heavenly rain of banknotes” on commuters from his apartment window while allegedly high on methamphetamine.

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

'It looked like a shark attack!' Gary Numan's wife Gemma recalls the moment her breasts 'exploded' during a caravan trip with her husband... who was forced to 'hold them together'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

GO FIGURE

An East Dallas Home's Halloween Decorations Prompt Multiple Police Visits

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

WASHINGTON BECKONS

Woman accused of impersonating prosecutor, dropping criminal charges against herself

(Thanks to roughly 13 million people)

AND IN SPORTS

Robot Cam confuses linesman’s bald head for a football in Scotland

(Thanks to Ralph)

AUSTRALIA: OUR COWS ARE MORE BADASS THAN YOUR COWS

Cow caught chewing on a large python in outback northern Australia

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

 
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