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October 28, 2020

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Rare, 4-foot-wide jellyfish spotted on Florida beach

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?'

At 9:38 a.m., a caller at Dugualla Road reported that a man intentionally defecated in the toilet “to the point that it is clogged.” The caller reported that she hasn’t defecated in five days because it is clogged and that she is constipated and bloated.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND OF COURSE IT WAS A GUY

Of Course Someone In Wisconsin Built a Jet-Powered Cheese Wedge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WELL THEY *ARE* NAKED

Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE EARTH IS CUTTING THE CHEESE

'Sleeping giant' Arctic methane deposits starting to release, scientists find

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THEIR WALLETS WERE DISGUSTING

Medieval English people used to pay their rent in eels

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO

A US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt accidentally dropped a training weapon on Korea, and no one knows where it went

(Thanks to Steve K.)

 
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