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October 26, 2020

FAKE NEWS! IN FLORIDA, *ALL* ANSWERS ARE CORRECT.

Florida driving school suspended after giving out correct exam answers

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A THREE-HOUR TOUR....

Investor Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song on loop to torment neighbor

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CYMBALS

Thieves steal trailer full of drums from Seattle World Percussion Society

(Thanks to pharmaross)

We saw Trailer Full of Drums open for Cream.

GETTING SERIOUS OVER THERE

If you say "cancelled clown" three times in front of the mirror in certain Burger King restrooms in Scandinavia, the lights will dim and a vision of Ronald McDonald will appear.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

EVERYBODY'S STRESSED

Plumber punches co-worker during toilet repair

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'BEST WORK?'

In venturing over to YouTube I've noticed a lot of "reaction videos" popping up.  They typically involve a hip young person reacting to a video of some classic rock or blues performance by one of the great artists of the time ("First time hearing" Stevie Ray Vaughan reaction videos are a good example).  Sadly, I've yet to see a reaction video for the Rock Bottom Remainders best work.

-- Jim Kenaston

'COVETED?'

Walmart exclusively nabs KFC's coveted chicken-scented firelogs

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Crews vacuum 'murder hornets' out of Washington nest

(Thanks to many people)

 
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