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October 22, 2020

WE MIGHT AS WELL SET FIRE TO THE BILL OF RIGHTS

Men arrested for alleged plan to shoot bowling balls out of cannon

Key Detail: Marijuana, two glass pipes and liquid THC were also found truck, according to the report.

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

CANCEL THAT TRIP TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM

Kalamazoo’s new $107K outdoor public restroom opening soon

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOUNDS KIND OF EXTREME

Court orders California to cut San Quentin inmates by half

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I’m wondering if the inmates get to choose which half they get to keep.")

CSI: HAWKINS COUNTY, TENN.

...a deputy noted handprints that “seemed consistent with a monkey"

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "send that monkey to Washington.")

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Ft. Pierce woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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