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October 20, 2020

2020 METAPHOR ALERT

The ballot collection box on Alaska Street in the West Seattle Junction was apparently contaminated with feces on Saturday afternoon.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Marathon man attacked his roommate with a baseball bat, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office says, and the victim says the beating was over a dead rodent he was keeping in their freezer to feed a pet snake.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE BEST WAY TO KILL IT WOULD BE TO PLAY 'COPACABANA'

Man Puts His Head Phones On And Feels A Giant Huntsmen Spider Hiding Inside

You know the continent.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING

And we know what Dad wants.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PSST DUDE... NEED A SQUIRREL?

Florida wildlife investigators bust million-dollar flying squirrel trafficking ring

(Thanks to pharmaross, Allen at Division and vee)

IF THERE WERE ONLY ONE EAGLES FAN IN THE STADIUM, HE WOULD FIGHT HIMSELF

Here's video of Eagles fans throwing violent haymakers at each other while breaking every COVID-19 protocol in the book during Philly's loss to Baltimore on Sunday.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:08 p.m. A pig reported to be “pretty friendly” was on the loose near a fast food restaurant.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

WE'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS

Celebrity star Betelgeuse is smaller and closer to us than we thought

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Yet another 2020 disappointment.")

 
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