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October 19, 2020

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

Florida woman keeps telling police her name is "My butt just farted" during arrest

Here's What Makes This a Quintessential Florida Story: ...she had her last name tattooed on her back...

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

Sheriff's deputies say a man accidentally destroyed a trailer home in a fire while he was trying to scare away a family of raccoons.

Shocker: "...a 38 year old male who had been using narcotics..."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE'D HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF HE'D USED ROQUEFORT

Naked teen taken into custody after damaging Topeka business, covering himself in ranch dressing & crashing car

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Smith)

LASSIE COME... OH, THERE YOU ARE

Police rescue 'missing' dog that was stuck under owner's reclining chair for two days

(Thanks to maryann, who notes that "It's always the last place you look.")

WE MISS 2019

The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

SOMETIMES WE WONDER HOW SOCIETY COULD HAVE FUNCTIONED BEFORE WE HAD THE INTERNET

A woman from New York recently showed off how a pair of pants that she bought made an embarrassing noise when she bent down. A video she posted to show the pants making the noise apparently clicked with users and it quickly went viral.

(Thanks to John Lobert, Emily, Leslie and w, and pharmaross)

SO IT'S MONDAY...

...and perhaps you are not looking forward to the work week. If that's the case, you might take some comfort in this song by Mac McAnally, a pretty darned wonderful songwriter.

(Thanks to Mr. Greg Iles for sending me this link.)

 
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