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October 17, 2020

NOT UNHINGED AT ALL!

News Anchor Threatens to Murder Alaska Mayor After Their Texting Affair

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Send her to Washington.")

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME POUNDING THE SKINS

Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums' in his truck

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

OK, THIS IS BRILLIANT

Florida janitor turns heads with leaf blower-powered vehicle

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

NEVER LET YOUR CHILD PLAY WITH YOUR PHONE

A two-year-old girl sent her mum's nude pictures to contacts in her phone, including former colleagues and university friends.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Escaped cow found trapped on neighbor's trampoline

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE CABLE TV NEWS

Earth's first mammals took it easy and lived far longer than their modern counterparts

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE.

But we're not laughing.

(Thanks to keith intampa)

WE USUALLY AVOID POLITICS

...but sometimes you have to take a stand.

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(Thanks to Jane Hollestelle)

EDUCATION REPORT

Pornographic noises heard during Balt Co. school board meeting

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

One in three Brits admit to washing their bedsheets 'just once a year'

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and John Lobert, who says "Whether they need it or not.")

HEH

Vengeful IKEA customers name road near store ‘I’m Missing a Screw Street’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE ARE NO POPSICLES IN THIS DOJO!

Japanese teacher accused of violently assaulting judo students for eating popsicles

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE'S STILL TAB?

Coca-Cola is discontinuing Tab after nearly 60 years

(Thanks to The Perts and vee)

 
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