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October 07, 2020

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT SURVEYS?

Driving is a huge source of daily anxiety and arguments for motorists, survey finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

WE'RE CRYING, BUT THEY ARE TEARS OF LUST

The offending advertisement — for Gaze Seed Company’s Walla Walla onion seeds — shows an image of a handful of onions in a wicker basket. According to Facebook, the onions were positioned in a “sexually suggestive manner.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

EW

Seriously, ew.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Dave Vander Ark)

FANS OF CORN MAZES:

We give you Mt. Everest.

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man fires AR-15 warning shot at US Census worker, deputies say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SCIENCE!

If your man has a deep, sexy voice — he might cheat on you

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Authorities insist Betty the Gnome put her clothes on!

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS -- WORKING WITH THE RUSSIANS OF COURSE -- ARE BEHIND THIS

The saga of the aggressive White House raccoon—who may actually be several raccoons—continues today with yet another attack on reporters.

(Thanks to Roberto)

 
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