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October 02, 2020

EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO READ THIS BLOG

“Nobody expects something to crawl out of your toilet on a Sunday morning.”

Chilling excerpt:

Price said he guesses the animal had already taken a bath inside the toilet by the time he arrived because he found it clean inside the laundry basket. That is when he recognized it was actually a squirrel.

Price said he captured it using snake tongs and released it back into the wild. “He looked back and stood up on his hind legs, then he took off,” Price said. “That was probably the animal’s way of saying thank you, I suppose.”

Well, he got the "you" part right.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE'S TAKING IT WELL

Man rips up his cheating girlfriend's $2,000 floorboards with a power drill and then BURNS all of the wood - before filming her furious reaction to the 'childish' revenge prank

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GUESS THE STATE

Man arrested after throwing Bible at deputies

(Thanks to Ralph)

AS KERMIT SAID, IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

THIS is the stomach-churning moment one of the world's biggest spiders drags away an unfortunate frog for dinner in a shocked man’s bathroom.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TRAFFIC ALERT

Busy beaver carries huge branch across four-lane road

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Larger bottoms are key to male sprinting success, study finds

(Thanks to Snowman, who says "You would not believe how fast I can sprint to the fridge these days.")

ALL SYSTEMS GO

NASA tests new $23M titanium space toilet

(Thanks to Ralph, EricY and Craig Roberts)

Urgent Breaking Update: Its designers worry it's too stinky.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "they can solve the problem by not letting anybody use it.")

 
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