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October 01, 2020

WE'LL HAVE A FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE

A PIANO THAT SLOWLY DISPENSES A CUSTOM-MADE COCKTAIL AS DIFFERENT KEYS ARE PRESSED

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO FOR ALL THESE MILLENNIA WE'VE BEEN DOING IT ILLEGALLY?

The Newly Legal Process for Turning Human Corpses to Soil

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CUSTOMER SERVICE IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Florida barber shoots at clients complaining about missed appointments

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

DUDE

Florida woman arrested after asking deputy to smoke marijuana with her, affidavit says

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Butte Vapors and CBD Shop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WONDER WHY THE GUY IN THE FARMERS INSURANCE COMMERCIALS NEVER MENTIONS THIS

Dear Dave Barry,

Like many Americans I pulled out my Homeowner's Insurance policy to read over dinner. I was stunned to see that I had gaps in my coverage (page 19 (e) under items not covered) - concerning damage due to the accidental discharge of a nuclear weapon. (See the attached excerpts).

Regards,

Darren

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SEND HER TO WASHINGTON

South Carolina TV news anchor, 28, is arrested 'after smashing a beer bottle over man's head during heated argument about politics'

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SO NOW WE KNOW IT'S ART, AS OPPOSED TO A LARGE CARROT SPILL

The mystery of nearly 32 tons of carrots dumped onto a street on the campus of a London university was revealed to be an art installation by a student.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'LL NEVER CATCH UP

Lincoln woman's raccoon memorabilia collection nearing 10,000 items

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Escaped pet ferret climbs into bed with surprised stranger

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

This is a video from The Action Lab experimenting to determine whether a venus fly trap can eat a jelly bean.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

GO FIGURE

Americans are drinking more alcohol than in 2019

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

 
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