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Russia Declares Venus a Russian Planet
(Thanks to Howard from Broward, who says "They need to be stopped before they claim Uranus.")
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We should encourage Putin to go plant the flag there.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 18, 2020 at 03:42 PM
Welcome Komrads, to Venus, da new Siberia!
Posted by: cfjk | September 18, 2020 at 03:54 PM
On the plus side, maybe Marvin the Martian won't want to view it anymore and therefore won't blow up the Earth.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 18, 2020 at 04:48 PM
"I can call spirts from the briny deep!"
"Yes, so can any man - but will they come when you call?"
Shakespeare - "The Tempest," I think.
Makes about as much sense.
Posted by: anthony stewart | September 18, 2020 at 05:14 PM
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1skee
Posted by: man tom | September 18, 2020 at 05:33 PM
The Russian astronauts could have a rough start if they are met by a large robot that opens a visor in it's forehead that starts blinking red and they can't remember to how say Klaatu Barrata Nikto in English.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 18, 2020 at 06:02 PM
Ladies,
Just imagine Putin riding shirtless on a horse on the beaches of Venus...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 18, 2020 at 06:07 PM
What next... Hell...?
Posted by: Clankie | September 18, 2020 at 06:51 PM
Does this mean Russian women are easy ?
Posted by: LeDud | September 18, 2020 at 07:33 PM
Real men are from Mars
Girlie men are from Venus
Who wouldn't like to see
Vladimir Putin wearing a bra
He can dress in women's clothing
And hang around in bars
Vladimir is a dictator and he's not OK
Even if he has a castle on Venus
And dresses in women's clothing
He's a dictator and we'd better say he's OK
Or he'll cry and sing to make us sorry he's not OK
Because he's a girlie man dictator
And not really OK
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 19, 2020 at 07:01 PM