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September 25, 2020

WHEREAS THE BACK LAWN IS TOTALLY LEGAL

Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Wait a minute...so this guy kidnapped these gals, they managed to get outside the house, and instead of running away to safety, thought it would be a good idea to fight in the front yard instead?

Also totally legal if both are nude.

As the Marquis used to say, "Some people would call this foreplay."

Cathe clothed.

@Rod Nunley -- The kidnapping charge sounds like an outstanding warrant from a different incident. I suspect that he was dating one of the women who caught him in bed with the other one, hence the nakedness.

They were just trying to get the police to come to the miscreant's house.

Just another case of the "The pig tried to steal my laptop" defense.

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