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September 12, 2020


The Health Benefits of Farting

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)


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They really are good for your heart.

They left out the part about its' facilitating social distancing.

"Cry havoc and let slip the gases of relief."

---- Shakespeare's bartender

Some of you are going to live forever.

5* Snork for nursecindy!

Good night, good night! Farting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. [Rrrrrip....]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!

Guys, of course, have always known this.

Transient benefits only in an elevator full of Hells Angels.

@Not exactly Shakespeare - "Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going."

ROTFL @nursecindy! And I quite agree.

Shakespeare again.(and why not, pray tell?)

From The Comedy of Errors...

"A man may break a word with you,sir;
And words are but wind;
And break it in your face,
so he break it not behind."

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