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September 14, 2020

WE'RE NOT SURE THIS IS REAL, BUT IT'S FLORIDA, SO...

Man Charged With Public Nudity At The Peabody Auditorium

"Brock Barnicle?"

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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C'mon Man!

Social media brings out the worst in people.

And those statues go scot-free?

"Barnicle pulled his pants down, exposing his buttocks more than what the legal description of exposing your buttocks allows."

More than the legal description allows? Is that like a plumber's exemption?

If he didn't intend for it to get so much attention, why did he put it out there for the whole world to see?

Topless the statues are. But there is too much marble drapery to ascertain whether they are, in fact, "anatomically correct," as stated in the article. Shoddy journalism to boot.

My spiritual advisor informs me that angels are neither male nor female, so glossing over the statues as "angelic" is also incorrect. But they'd make a heckuva Victoria's Secret shoot.

My spiritual advisor informs me that angels are neither male nor female, so glossing over the statues as "angelic" is also incorrect. But they'd make a heckuva Victoria's Secret shoot.

Brock Barnicle ==>
Bacon rib clerk
Nibble or crack
Crab lick b0ner
Loner crack bib

No competition for the real thing.

"The photograph taken was posted on Barnicle's TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram accounts. Captions posted from the suspect's social media stated he was the person in the photograph..." So, he'll be suing for invasion of privacy, now, right?

Barnicle Bill's great-grandson Brock, the hazel nut doesn't fall far from the bush.

Dang, pardon the double post. That's what I get for writing about angels at an ungodly hour (here in Japan).

“I’m just a barnacle on the ass of progress”, famous person said, probably Buddha or Einstein.

Brock Barnicle the Mooner Man
He drinks his whiskey from a can
He never hesitates to make a scene
Dropping his pants again and again

Now the Mooner Man is in the can
He mooned lady statues of stone
But Mooner Man wasn't alone
Pictures of his end caused his end

It was the end of Mooner Man
He's stuck in the can
For mooning stone ladies
And posting pictures of him with his pants down

@Le Petomane ~

"But soft, what wind through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Le Petomane is the sun"

^5 Le Pet!

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