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Shouldn't Sgt. Preston be in the Yukon?
Posted by: Ralph | September 24, 2020 at 04:03 PM
RC detective Eh-day: You say you were able to snap a photo of the suspect?
Hiker: Yes, sir.
RC detective Eh-day: And you are willing to give us that photo in hopes that it will help us identify said perp?
Hiker: Yes, sir.
RC detective Eh-day: Oh, golly. I guess it was kind of cold that day, eh?
Hiker: Yes, Detective Eh-day.
Posted by: MOTW | September 24, 2020 at 04:19 PM
...and next time if you could include his face in the picture it would also be helpful.
Posted by: cfjk | September 24, 2020 at 05:22 PM
How is anyplace in Canada named SUMMERland?
We have customers in Kelowna, where that newspaper is from. It ain't no summer land.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 24, 2020 at 05:30 PM
Authorities should be investigating just what kind of mushrooms grow in that area.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2020 at 06:14 PM
Question......
Can you do "full frontal" without doing "full reartal" (or whatever you call it)?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 25, 2020 at 06:17 PM
Relax. The RCMP guy in charge is Sgt. Preston!
Posted by: jeff matthews | September 26, 2020 at 02:04 PM