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September 28, 2020

WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN. WE *DO* KNOW THAT HE SHOOTS THE URINAL AFTERWARD.

It is a question that has plagued the greatest minds of pop culture for almost two decades: when, exactly, does Jack Bauer go to the toilet?

(Thanks to Gil Sharon)

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And he shoots it in the thigh.

It Depends...

Nobody on Star Trek did either, although apparently there was an (unused) door labeled "Head" just off the bridge on TNG.

If he told you, etc etc.

Perimiter!

I agree with Le Pet - Depends is the obvious answer.

Or, possibly, Jack shoots himself in the bladder, or wrestles it to the ground.

That ain't Mountain Dew in the 2-liter bottle rolling around the floor of the federal agent vehicle.

https://youtu.be/wfaktTdAtAY

Jack Bauer doesn't NEED to go to the bathroom.

During the commercial breaks, obviously.

I'm betting it has something to do with crossing time zones...

Like Axe Cop, he is so perfect that his body produces no waste.

Jack Bauer doesn’t go to the bathroom; the bathroom comes to him!

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