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And he shoots it in the thigh.
Posted by: 655321 | September 28, 2020 at 10:37 AM
It Depends...
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 28, 2020 at 10:45 AM
Nobody on Star Trek did either, although apparently there was an (unused) door labeled "Head" just off the bridge on TNG.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 28, 2020 at 11:20 AM
If he told you, etc etc.
Posted by: Clankie | September 28, 2020 at 11:39 AM
Perimiter!
Posted by: wiredog | September 28, 2020 at 12:05 PM
I agree with Le Pet - Depends is the obvious answer.
Or, possibly, Jack shoots himself in the bladder, or wrestles it to the ground.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2020 at 12:46 PM
That ain't Mountain Dew in the 2-liter bottle rolling around the floor of the federal agent vehicle.
Posted by: Herkimer | September 28, 2020 at 12:49 PM
https://youtu.be/wfaktTdAtAY
Posted by: pharmaross | September 28, 2020 at 12:49 PM
Jack Bauer doesn't NEED to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: Rod Nunleyr | September 28, 2020 at 01:53 PM
During the commercial breaks, obviously.
Posted by: Michael Schmitt | September 28, 2020 at 07:27 PM
I'm betting it has something to do with crossing time zones...
Posted by: Evil Mr M | September 29, 2020 at 12:59 PM
Like Axe Cop, he is so perfect that his body produces no waste.
Posted by: David | September 30, 2020 at 01:26 PM
Jack Bauer doesn’t go to the bathroom; the bathroom comes to him!
Posted by: Commander McBragg | October 12, 2020 at 08:50 AM