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September 29, 2020


American faces prison over bad Tripadvisor review of resort in Thailand

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Maybe we should send the Kickboxing Etiquette Mama Bear on vacation there.

We eagerly await his review of the jail.

"Barnes posted in July, he encountered "unfriendly staff" who "act like they don't want anyone here." It's so good to see Basil again since apparently Fawlty Towers lives in Asia! Don't mention the war.

Bravo, nursecindy!

"... and on top of everything, my vodka was stirred, not shaken. "

He'll have great cell connectivity in jail. All of the windows have 4 bars. Some have 5.

There is now a Thai folksong in his honor.

Wesley Barnes was jailed one day

Chorus: Let us pray, let us pray.

He was there we swear, hey hey.

Chorus: Let us pray, let us pray.

Then Wes was taken out back.

Chorus: Let us pray, let us pray.

And shot in the back.

Second Chorus: Let us mourn, let us morn (slowly three times).

And never came back.

So don't mess with our laws, 'cause it ain't taboo.

Should you write a bad review, WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU (*loudly* while stomping your feet.)

Chorus: Optional, your choice.

Wesley Barnes you got blood on your face, you big disgrace, we put you back into your place, do it!

Chorus: Sing it! Let us pray, let us pray. Let us mourn, let is mourn.

5*snork for man tom. Set this to music and it could become a country/western hit song. Ray Stevens would love this.

I'm working on a Thai country song called," All my EX Bangkok Royal Concubines live in Texas". Also, "That Royal Concubine is The Reason My Kids Are Ugly."


One hopes there are no Waffle Houses or Chuck E. Cheeses in Thailand.

man tom--How about some country style lyrics such as:

"The Night The Lights Went Out In The Hut"

Or possibly,

The Long Black Snake

There's a long black cobra
Twisting down the trail
Feeding on souls and heels
Only evil remains behind his long black tail
Look out brothers for that long black snake

man tom - small correction "That Royal Concubine is The Reason Our Kids Is So Ugly."

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