THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Florida man suing McDonald's, claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget
(Thanks to John Lobert and Le Petomane)
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September 24, 2020
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Injured by something from McDonald's? Totally plausible.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 24, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Supposedly he cracked a tooth on a bone fragment which is better than the 17ft breaded tapeworm place my mind went to.
Posted by: cfjk | September 24, 2020 at 12:32 PM
McDonald's chicken McNuggets: Now enriched with extra iron.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2020 at 12:33 PM
Those things are made out of real chicken meat?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 24, 2020 at 12:36 PM
"Mr. Stolfat, I understand you are seeking $1.1 million in damages due to injury to your tooth."
"Yes."
"Well, that seems reasonable compensation considering the serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced your brain matter." "Would you like your imaginary money in 20's."
"Let me ask my client."
"Do you talk to yourself often?"
"When I'm lonely."
Posted by: man tom | September 24, 2020 at 02:11 PM