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September 16, 2020


Sheriff: Fleeing suspect abandons winning lottery ticket

(Thanks to The Perts and DaninDallas)


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Obviously, the meth was worth more than the $100 the ticket was.

So, bunch of winners all around.

He should have left them a bill instead.

To take the meth or leave the money and flee
That was the question
'Tis a wiser choice to flee
Or suffer the slings and arrows of the law
Freedom seemed the best choice he saw
Into the dark of night he flew
Soon the flashing lights told him he was through
His meth, money and freedom had been lost
Choosing poorly was a move that cost
He vowed to try and try again to regain the loss
To choose wisely went against his grain
To try to use his brain caused a head pain
In ten to twenty he vowed to try again
Maybe then thinking won't cause him pain

@Le Petomane - "You are keen, my lord, you are keen."

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