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September 24, 2020

SURE IT IS

New Jersey is most physically and mentally fit state, report says

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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If they think so, it proves they're not.

/Rant on
I smell a rat. The linked video lists only the top five and the bottom five rated states. In order to view the entire list, you have to go to the website. Such blatant attempts at data mining should be illegal.
/Rant off

Always a good idea to stay in shape if you're planning an escape attempt, someday.

"Hey... whacking people is hard exercise" An anonymous Soprano

https://youtu.be/VRuzdqYg-hs

This was in The Onion, right?

The psychologist giving the glowing reports of how stable and sane people were in New Jersey, did get his wife and dog returned safely as promised.

Of course the folks who live there are in good physical condition. They get lots of exercise running from cops and chasing down deadbeats who won't pay up. Sleeping with one eye open also increases mental acuity and constantly listening for footsteps behind you or the sound of a gun being cocked keeps hearing sharp.

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