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September 22, 2020

REPRESENTED, WE ASSUME, BY A NON-IMAGINARY LAWYER

Man who took clothes off to keep imaginary snakes from attacking him appears in court

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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'There's a snake in my boot."

"You, the snake and your boot will be held without bail until sometime in the year 2525 if man is still alive."

Hm. "Recreational drugs. Some fun.

Wait, lawyers are real?

Well of course HE appeared in court, but what about the snakes?

...so he was being driven nuts by lawyers?

They're only imaginary if you don't see 'em.

Greer told police his roommate had skinned several of those snakes and made a suit of clothes and shoes out of them.
Police believe he will be easy to spot.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiix3b

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg, so he probably thought he could just get away with it.

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