REPRESENTED, WE ASSUME, BY A NON-IMAGINARY LAWYER
Man who took clothes off to keep imaginary snakes from attacking him appears in court
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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'There's a snake in my boot."
"You, the snake and your boot will be held without bail until sometime in the year 2525 if man is still alive."
Posted by: man tom | September 22, 2020 at 02:59 PM
Hm. "Recreational drugs. Some fun.
Posted by: vaporsmith | September 22, 2020 at 03:09 PM
Wait, lawyers are real?
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | September 22, 2020 at 03:20 PM
Well of course HE appeared in court, but what about the snakes?
Posted by: cfjk | September 22, 2020 at 03:30 PM
...so he was being driven nuts by lawyers?
Posted by: cfjk | September 22, 2020 at 03:35 PM
They're only imaginary if you don't see 'em.
Posted by: Clankie | September 22, 2020 at 05:22 PM
Greer told police his roommate had skinned several of those snakes and made a suit of clothes and shoes out of them.
Police believe he will be easy to spot.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 22, 2020 at 05:57 PM
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiix3b
Posted by: pharmaross | September 22, 2020 at 06:12 PM
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg, so he probably thought he could just get away with it.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 22, 2020 at 06:30 PM