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September 21, 2020

NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE

Rajasthan prisoner complains of pain, X-ray reveals 4 mobile phones in rectum

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Can you hear me now?")

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Aren't lost things always in the last place you'd look ?

"Can you hear me now?"
"....hear me now?"
"....me now?"
"....now?"

Butt dialing ... you're doing it wrong.

Totally misunderstood the physics behind the butt-dial, unless, of course, they were all set on vibrate, plus it's got to be lonely in the can, so with four phones he probably got as close as he could to the friends&family plan. Still. you have to wonder if his ring-tone was CarlySimon's "CALL ME!"

https://youtu.be/LOgXxBZFOCc

He was cold-calling people to fart at them. Such a joker.

A newly release scientific study has revealed people, 99.5 percent were guys, who come from countries ending in stan are know for this. The other .5 perent couldn't be reached to participate in the study.

What really sent him to the ER was the pain of all those telemarketers calls ringing in his butt night and day. He totally underestimated how long batteries last nowadays,and the "off" buttons were so darn hard to reach.

Inside snork at Le Petomane.

Are we sure this guy isn't a telemarketer? I've told a lot of telemarketers to do this with their phones.

Good news! Another brain cell refired thus: "Carly Rae Jepson" call me sometime (apologies to all the Carlys out there).

Remember the good old days when people, mostly kids, just stuck beads up their noses? I miss those days.

nursecindy---Remember Pete Seeger singing "Beans in my ears?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueUFJyeHrU

This might explain where all these annoying robocalls are coming from.

NC - many years ago I was related (by marriage) to a kid who managed to un-stuff a teddy bear, and shove all the stuffing up his nose.

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